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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:31
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
No way
Still no good
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They put up a sign reading
—
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
No go.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried